your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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