Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
So much Jack, so little girl.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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