no, he came in my armpit
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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