We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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