sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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