I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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