I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
That's when you crack a 10am beer
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I need water and some morals
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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