I wish my penis had an off switch
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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