All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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