Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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