didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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