we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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