I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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