nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Oh god it's open bar.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Congratulations! We have a period
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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