GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Randomize
