Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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