Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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