No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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