i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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