He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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