Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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