:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Randomize
