so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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