The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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