D3 body, D1 cock
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
i believe in u and ur pee
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