i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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