Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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