it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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