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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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