I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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