i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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