this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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I need you to use more vowels.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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