Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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