well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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