All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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