I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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