Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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