3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I just pynch a tree in the face
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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