wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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