Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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