would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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