im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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