how hairy? two words: wookie tits
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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