sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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