did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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