do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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