i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
handjob tips. give me some.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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