I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
