K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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