Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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